|This child already looks tormented|
So, for those parents who actually want their kid to have a social life (something their parents might never have experienced first hand) I thought I'd compile a list of good baby boy and baby girl names that will keep said child from being teased for their entire life.
Gavin- I've loved this name ever since Gavin Darklighter joined Rogue Squadron
Lucas- We all know why this is on the list
Wes- I've met a few people online with this name, and there's nothing wrong with naming a kid for a jokester fighter pilot
Jacen- Most people will think it's spelled Jason and won't question the spelling or associate it with the psychopathic Solo boy
Malcolm- You can call him Mal (Bad. In the Latin.) and hope he grows up to be a pirate with morals and dashing good looks
Logan- Yes, can also be a boy's name but I like it for a girl and she never has to know she shares a name with a burly mutant until she's of age to watch X-men
Teyla- Ok, maybe not exactly a common name unless you're from the Pegasus galaxy, but who needs to know? It's a pretty name
Kaylee- It's cute and warm sounding and makes me think of fresh strawberries
Jean- Fairly common but I think a child would appreciate the anonymity since that's why Jean Grey fought for in the first movie, no?
Inara- Just keep your kid away from Vegas and hope that being a Companion doesn't become an actual career choice
And finally, to wrap up the list and make sure we're clear on acceptable and unacceptable names I thought I'd put up a list of unacceptable names. At least if you want your kid to avoid serious taunting from fellow students. They will appreciate your restraint in the end.