This week has been finals week. That's significant because aside from the past two weeks being a test of endurance and sleep deprivation it also means I've been looking for new ways to procrastinate/ distract myself from schoolwork in order to maintain what little sanity I have left to me.
Under the guise of looking at career goals and options for myself, I came across this site with some job openings that I would sign up for in a heartbeat.
Or if I really don't want to switch back to biochem and I want to stay with a criminal justice major, I could apply for this job:
I'll just keep pretending that I'm actually aiming to apply for one or both of these jobs and hopefully it'll keep me motivated to finish the last of these damn papers.
For more fictional jobs, check out the original link at collegehumor.com