The Phantom Medley

Well a long time ago in a galaxy far far away
This guy in black was on the track of the rebels led by Leia
Hey! Luke Skywalker, they fried your uncle and aunt
So he left Tatooine with lightsaber in his pants

You can bet I wanna be a Jedi, there is no try only a do

Use use use the force, trust me Luke its neato
Listen to Ben, he’ll tell you when to launch your torpedo

It’s a ship that is flown by that Indiana Jones
And the Falcon goes flying along

He is Darth Vader, he’s a Jedi hater,
He dies much later, in Episode six

Obi-Wan Kenobi, all covered in brown,
He may cut your arm off, if you screw around

Ba la la la la la Boba, he’s the bounty hunter
After Han under that armor he’s got nuthin on

I love the Star Wars movies, the trio with out equal,
and now its time for episode one pop goes the prequel.

the phantom menace, phantom menace
who you gonna see it with, share a cola with Sebulba or have some popcorn with the Sith

Jar Jar Binks, Jar Jar Binks, his floppy ears are giant
They rendered him with a Pentium lets hope he’s Y2K compliant

Watch Pod Races in the heat, Kaboom, Kaboom
Anakin needs a booster seat, oh Tatooine day

They’ll be flying around Naboo when they come
They’ll be fightin’ Battle Droids of the Federation
Hey those light saber sounds just like electric razors
They’ll be flyin’ around Naboo when they…

Come all ye forceful, join the team ancient speeder

Queen Amidala, Amidala, Amidala
She’s a hot tamale, Natalie marry me

The saga starts with Obi-Wan Kenobi
and Qu-Gon Jinn those guys were Jedis with lightsabers and hair extensions

Anakin is a little boy but some day he will destroy the Jedi Knights and
galactic fights with ships and battle droids

He knew R2-D2 on Naboo, Luke and Leia
Ben and Yoda , Jabba, Chewie, Han and Boba, ewoks jawas and the Gungans
and the guy from Pulp Fiction

Ships attacking creatures biting and
and Darth Maul is kung fu fighting good and evil fade into history
the coolest toys in history

Episode one!

Shut-up the movie has begun

- Richard Cheese

To celebrate the release of The Phantom Menace 3D today (at the time of this post I am sitting at the movie theater waiting for the movie to start), I made a video so you can enjoy the song and watch a cool slideshow to go with it.